Saturday, January 3, 2015

The Knockoff by Lucy Sykes and Jo Piazza or "I'm 42 and a Dinosaur"

What They Say.....An outrageously stylish, wickedly funny novel of fashion in the digital age, The
Knockoff is the story of Imogen Tate, editor in chief of Glossy magazine, who finds her twentysomething former assistant Eve Morton plotting to knock Imogen off her pedestal, take over her job, and reduce the magazine, famous for its lavish 768-page September issue, into an app.

When Imogen returns to work at Glossy after six months away, she can barely recognize her own magazine. Eve, fresh out of Harvard Business School, has fired "the gray hairs," put the managing editor in a supply closet, stopped using the landlines, and hired a bevy of manicured and questionably attired underlings who text and tweet their way through meetings. Imogen, darling of the fashion world, may have Alexander Wang and Diane von Furstenberg on speed dial, but she can't tell Facebook from Foursquare and once got her iPhone stuck in Japanese for two days. Under Eve's reign, Glossy is rapidly becoming a digital sweatshop-hackathons rage all night, girls who sleep get fired, and "fun" means mandatory, company-wide coordinated dances to Beyoncé. Wildly out of her depth, Imogen faces a choice-pack up her Smythson notebooks and quit, or channel her inner geek and take on Eve to save both the magazine and her career. A glittering, uproarious, sharply drawn story filled with thinly veiled fashion personalities, The Knockoff is an insider's look at the ever-changing world of fashion and a fabulous romp for our Internet-addicted age.



What I Say....This book started out slow.  I understand that the authors were trying to make the point that the heroine, Imogen, is supposed to be so old and outdated (she was 42!!!  If you didn't know that, you would have thought she was 85 or slightly slow) that she is in danger of becoming irrelevant.  But the initial build up for this was so over the top that it was embarrassing.  It's hard to
Oh, Imogen......
believe that a 42 year old editor in chief of a national fashion magazine (who also has a pre-teen daughter) has never been on Twitter, Instagram, and never had an app or a website for her popular magazine.  Honestly, my 70 year old retired father has a new Ipad and Apple TV, and is quite adept with both.  The lack of ANY tech awareness by Imogen was a little hard to swallow.

She didn't know how to use her computer or really even check her email.  She keeps lamenting the loss of her Blackberry (the iPhone is beyond her too), but all it did was make me wonder what the hell she was doing on it?  They make it seem like composing an email was completely beyond her.

About a quarter of the way in, the story started to pick up.  There definitely is a gap between the emerging workforce of Millennials and the Gen X'ers, and that was an interesting storyline.  In the beginning, Imogen seemed to believe the whole new workforce would be unwelcoming to her.  But as the story progressed, she found that many of the younger crowd were respectful of what she brought to the table, and wanted to help her learn to adapt.  Eve wasn't horrible because she was a Millennial, Eve was just a horrible person.

Don't go to Harvard Business School
Eve was really kind of a one note character.  And the one note was not good.  Sometimes, it's nice when the villain has a little more backstory of what made them morph into evil, but there wasn't that detail here - she went away to Harvard Business school a crying mouse, and came back as evil wrapped in a bandage dress.


There were two sideswipes of the story that seemed unnecessary, one was the kiss between Imogen and Eve's fiance (Imogen's ex-boyfriend).  I kept thinking Eve would find out, her husband would find out, or there would be some later development, but there wasn't. It was just nothing.  And it's hard to believe that Imogen would join him for a drink, this made no sense, given what we knew about her character.
The second was the phantom breast pain.  I thought it was a tool to make Imogen consider quitting, or changing jobs, a way to remind her what was most important in her life.  But it was really just an aside, and wasn't mentioned again.

But all in all, this was a very enjoyable read and I liked Imogen a lot as a character.  There were quite a few places where I laughed out loud, and I applaud Imogen's restraint when she discovered the secret of "Candy Cool", because I might have been tempted to reach out and touch someone in Herve Lager.

Thank you to Edelweiss and Doubleday for this ARC and the chance to review "The Knockoff".

Current Goodreads rating 3.71


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Friday, January 2, 2015

Food: A Love Story by Jim Gaffigan



I hadn't read Gaffigan's previous book, "Dad is Fat", but now I think I want to.

Food: A Love Story is written by someone who is not ashamed of his love for comfort food.  This isn't a book written by a "foodie" and there are no highbrow cuisine reviews.  Gaffigan grew up in the Midwest, and he has the food sensibility of a Midwesterner.  Which totally appeals to me, since I have the same sensibility.

One of the funniest parts of the book is when he describes his feelings towards all things seafood, or  "Seabugs", as he refers to them.  I have never understood people who order fish at a restaurant, because it just seems like you could do so much better.  Gaffigan wrote, "I really wish I could be that guy at the restaurant that looks at the menu and decides, "Well, I rarely get to go out to dinner, but instead of getting a delicious steak, I'm going to order the fish, because I like nasty tasting things.".  Cracked me up!  Probably because I hate seafood in all forms too.  Even tuna disgusts me, unless it's mixed with a ton of mayo and hid on toasted bread with cheddar cheese.

This was a quick read, mostly because it was so funny.  I am interested to know if this really only resonated with Midwesterners, or if people all over the country have the same secret thoughts?

Thank you, Blogging for Books and Random House for the copy of this book!

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Thursday, January 1, 2015

The Book I'm Starting the New Year With - Surprise! It's a Hardback!

To start out 2015 right, I am participating in Book Journey's "First Book of the Year" meme. 

I've decided to start off the New Year with a hardcover book!  I am almost solely a Kindle/Ipad reader, so whenever I hold a book in my hands feels like a blast from the past.  I love the way a new book smells, but I love the fact that I can sit in a dim room with my Kindle with it's backlight.

I chose Stephen King's "Revival" for my first book of the New Year.  I love Stephen King (I know everyone does), but I struggle with reading him sometimes.  I used to devour his books, but after I got divorced, I read, "The Dark Half" (that was some scary stuff) and found myself afraid to go to sleep alone at night.  I felt like I lost Stephen King in the divorce too! LOL

But I've been divorced and sleeping alone for quite a while now, so I've told myself to (wo)man up, and read him again.  I've heard great things about this book, so wish me luck in reading and sleep!

Happy New Year to everyone!  What book are you starting the New Year off with?

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Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Skating at Somerset House by Nikki Moore





What They Say....The first short story in the fun & flirty #LoveLondon series from exciting new chick lit author Nikki Moore!
There’s nothing Holly Winterlake loves more than Christmas and skating, so working as an Ice Marshall at London's Somerset House is a dream come true.
Noel Summerford hates the festive season and is a disaster on the ice, so taking his godson to Somerset House is his idea of the nightmare before Christmas!
Things are bound to get interesting when these two collide…
With a forty foot Christmas tree, an assortment of well meaning friends and relatives, and a mad chocolate Labrador, will this festive season be one to remember … or forget?

What I Say....So cute!  Everyone knows English chick lit is my most favorite form of chick lit.  I had just finished The Hyacinth Girls, which was pretty gut wrenching, so I wanted something light.
This short story was the perfect palate cleanser! It was like smelling coffee beans after sniffing too many Gold Canyon candles.

It was a simple story of a girl who loves Christmas meeting a guy who hates Christmas, and how they come together.

You could read it in one night easily, and go to bed with a happy heart.

Thanks to NetGalley and Harper Collins for allowing me to read and review this ARC!


 
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Sunday, December 28, 2014

Book Haul, December 28, 2014




The Sunday Post is a weekly meme hosted by The Caffeinated Book Reviewer, Showcase Sunday is hosted by Books, Biscuits and Tea, Stacking the Shelves is hosted by Tynga's Reviews, and Monday Mailbox by Marcia to be Continued.

All four are blog roundups giving you a chance to share what your weekly book haul!

Well, Christmas has come and gone, and it definitely affected my book haul, but that's okay because I was starting to fall behind.

Santa brought me a Kindle Paperwhite and some Amazon giftcards, so that was pretty exciting.  I'm excited about being able to read outside in the sunshine, since I live in sunny Arizona.

In the Mail:

All the Rage by Courtney SummersThe sheriff’s son, Kellan Turner, is not the golden boy everyone
thinks he is, and Romy Grey knows that for a fact. Because no one wants to believe a girl from the wrong side of town, the truth about him has cost her everything—friends, family, and her community. Branded a liar and bullied relentlessly by a group of kids she used to hang out with, Romy’s only refuge is the diner where she works outside of town. No one knows her name or her past there; she can finally be anonymous. But when a girl with ties to both Romy and Kellan goes missing after a party, and news of him assaulting another girl in a town close by gets out, Romy must decide whether she wants to fight or carry the burden of knowing more girls could get hurt if she doesn’t speak up. Nobody believed her the first time—and they certainly won’t now—but the cost of her silence might be more than she can bear. 

With a shocking conclusion and writing that will absolutely knock you out, Courtney Summers' new novel All the Rage examines the shame and silence inflicted upon young women in a culture that refuses to protect them.


I'm excited to read this, and even more excited that it came from St. Martin's Press.  I usually can't get any blogger love from them. :(

To my fellow bloggers, are there any publishers that you feel snubbed by?  I feel like I'm trying to get to the cool kid's table when I apply for  a St. Martin's book! LOL

What I Blogged this Week:

The Witch of Painted Sorrows by M.J. Rose

Hyacinth Girls by Laren Frankel

Save Me by Kristyn Kuzek Lewis

Top Ten Books I Wouldn't Mind Santa Bringing This Year




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